• Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. [Owen Meredith: Last words of a sensitive second rate poet]
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  • Veritas vos liberabit. - the truth will set you free.
  • Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. [Frank Zappa]
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  • Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise.
  • Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and you go well with Brie.
  • Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
  • Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.
  • Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! [Nietzsche]
  • May you live in interesting times, attract the attention of important people and may all of your dreams come true.
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. [Woody Allen]
  • I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. [Groucho Marx]
  • I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. [Anne Frank]
  • Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
    Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!
  • Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. [Napoleon Bonaparte]
  • Living in fear is the same as fear of living. Either way, you have no life.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • Absence makes the heart go wander.
  • Love is friendship set on fire. [French Proverb]
  • Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.
  • Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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