• Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. [Yoda]
  • It's kind of fun to do the impossible. [Walt Disney]
  • The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. [Albert Einstein]
  • All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. [Arthur Schopenhauer]
  • Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. [Jimi Hendrix]
  • Watch your thoughts, they become words. Words become actions. Actions become habits. Habits become character. Character becomes your destiny.
  • What goes around comes around.
    This I've learned with time --
    What you give, you always get back;
    What you sow, you reap in kind.
    Always be helpful to others
    And give what you can spare;
    For by being kind to strangers,
    We may help angels unaware.
  • In his letter to the Corinthians, Paul instructed them to send ten copies to the Thessalonians and the Ephesians. But the Ephesians broke the chain, and were punished by the LORD ...
  • A stinging, witty response will make friends and influence people: a whinge won't.
  • A true man hates no one. [Napoleon Bonaparte]
  • All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. [Orison Swett Marden]
  • Error 404: The dog ate this webpage. Yeah, that's it.
  • Error 404: Missing: One web page.
  • Error 404: 'I remember when the internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
  • For you I die [Handel]
  • Please don't feed the troll.
  • The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. [Albert Einstein]
  • Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. [Samuel Taylor Coleridge]
  • Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. [Lord Barbizon]
  • None is richer than he who simply has peace of mind. [Maj Wambebe]
  • Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence. [Michael O'Brien]
  • Beware of geeks bearing GIFs
  • Men must be taught as if you taught them not; And things unknown propos'd as things forgot. [Alexander Pope]
  • All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players;
    They have their exits and their entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts.
    [Shakespeare: As you like it]
  • I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. [Eugene P Gallagher]
  • Your just jealous 'cos the little voices are talking to me.
  • People respond to people who respond.
  • They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
    We will remember them.
    [Laurence Binyon: For The Fallen]
  • My mind is not for rent; to any god or government.
  • Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo. [George Bernard Shaw]