• If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
  • 766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
  • Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
  • DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
  • Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  • To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
  • Human Being: Bag of mostly water
  • Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations
  • Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet
  • ... "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
  • ==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly
  • /EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
  • (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
  • People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. [Elizabeth Kubler-Ross]
  • When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
  • You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
  • Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open
  • The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. [Dietrich Bonhoeffer]
  • If a man doesn't discover something he is willing to die for, he isn't fit to live. [Martin Luther King]
  • The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75]
  • Armies can be resisted, but not an idea who's time has come.
  • Little-minded people's thoughts move in such small circles that 5 minutes' conversation gives you an arc long enough to determine their whole curve. An arc in the movement of a large intellect does not sensibly differ from a straight line. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr]
  • I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]

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